The Communist Dictatorship of The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is a massive, safe nation, ruled by The great leader Nielsen with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 1.922 billion Glories are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doja. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The thriving United Abu Dhabi Emiratesian economy, worth 123 trillion Dojans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 64,457 Dojans, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,383 per year while the poor average 14,751, a ratio of 14.3 to 1.

Lending money has become a major liability, colleges adhere to rigid ethnic quotas for admissions, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, and appliance stores are finding spy cameras embedded in their unboxed merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force. The United Abu Dhabi Emirates's national animal is the The black eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gloryism.

The United Abu Dhabi Emirates is ranked 250,864^th in the world and 5,694^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 62 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.